Anonymous asked:
are you friends with jenna/ tonight alive?

i don’t know, am i?

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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person::that's a cool song
me::welL LET ME JUST TELL YOU THEIR ENTIRE BACKSTORY AND HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM AND ALL OF THEIR SONGS AND THE NAMES OF THEIR CHILDREN
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aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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thisisdeadworld:

WIDE EYES

thisisdeadworld:

WIDE EYES

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nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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