Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Trying to stay awake in a boring class
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on
the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts